Saturday, October 30, 2010

The vague efforts...

I'm trying hard
not to cry over you
every tear is just one more reminder
I don't know how to let you

Friday, October 29, 2010

Your worth

The harder I am trying to be without you
Tougher it is getting to be without you
Because its only you who completes me

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Friday, October 22, 2010

The confession

The worst part
of our separation
isn't that 
with each passing day
I feel like I need you more
but the fact
you don't need me at all

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Son of a bitch

Little Johnny was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine."

His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"

The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework."

" And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked. "Yes," he answered.

Infuriated, she called Little Johnny's teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in class?"

The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition." The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?"

After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two,the sum of which is four."

Monday, October 11, 2010

Little Johnny's salesmanship

The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.

Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success."

"Very good," said the teacher.

Little Jenny was next: "I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up oncurrent events."

"Very good, Jenny," said the teacher.

Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher held her breath.

Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467," he said.

"$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"

"Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny.

"Toothbrushes," echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"

"I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny, "I set up a Dip & Chip stand. I gave everybody who walked by a sample. They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like shit!"

Then I would say, "It is shit. Wanna buy a toothbrush?"

Friday, October 8, 2010

The Broken Bridge

I stand this side,
You stand the other side
Between us 
Lies this broken bridge...

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Come back....

Will ya come back, ever again ?
Coz I want to you look back,
I am standing over there, where ya left me
Waiting to hear from you, once again..

Oh !! please come back for I can't stand anymore
hold my hand n hold me over, or else
the world shall push me n I'll be lost somewhere
you'll not be able to find me again, ever

Hurt again...

The dreams that once twinkled my eyes
now hurt more than just anything...

The songs that once amused my heart
now hurt more than just anything...

The moments that once sparkled my life
now hurt more than just anything...

The person that once enlightened my soul
now hurts more than just anything...

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Little Johnny's

One day, Little Johnny's teacher, Miss Figpot asked the class if they could name some things you can suck!"

"Ice cream, ma'am!" Little Mary answered.

"Good, Mary." Miss Figpot said, "Anyone else?"

"How about a lollipop!" said Steven.

"Very good, now it's your turn Johnny!", the teacher said.

Little Johnny, sitting at back then answered, "A lamp!".

The teacher and all of the students wondered about his answer. The teacher asked him, "Johnny, why do you think one can suck a lamp?"

"Last night when I passed my parents room", Little Johnny answered, "I heard my mom say, turn off the lamp, honey and let me suck it."

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