Killing with English

• Principal to student - " I saw you yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigarette... ? " 
• Class teacher once said - "pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!" 
• Once hindi teacher said...."i'm going out of the world to america.."
• "Don't try to talk in front of my back"
• Don't laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....
• It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said - "why is fan not oning" (ing form of on) 
• Teacher in a furious mood - "write down ur name and father of ur name!!"
• My manager started like this - "Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids" 
• "Will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF"
• Librarian scold ,"If you talk again, I will kneel down outside."
• Chemistry HOD comes and tells us - "My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter" 
• "Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?"
• Upon seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class - "Keep quiet, the principal has just passed away"