Saturday, April 9, 2011

A mans' tension


A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo.   She was wearing a loose-fitting purple dress, sleeveless with straps. he was wearing his usual jeans and t-shirt.   As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla.   Noticing the wife, the gorilla immediately went crazy.   He jumped on the bars and, holding on with one hand and two feet, he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand.   He was obviously very excited by the pretty lady in the pink dress.

The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny.   He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom.   She played along and the gorilla got extremely excited, now making noises that would wake the dead.

Then the husband suggested that she let one of her dress straps fall to show a little more skin.   She didm and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down!

"Now, show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said.   This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips and charging the bars!

Immediately the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung her in with the gorilla, slammed the cage door shut and hollered, "Now, tell him you have a headache and you are not in the mood now."



Image courtesy: coffeecoffeeandmorecoffee.com

10 comments:

p00ja said...

Just proves how inhuman husbands can be!

Neeha said...

@POOJA : Loved your comment:)

SUB said...

your post was good...but p00ja's comment was better....i feel pity for the gorilla though!

Vishal Raj said...

@pOOja: I am no MCP but I guess you couldn't see the irony of the female side in this fiction because you belong to the same community. No offence intended.
@Neeha: Whattt.... ????
@SUB: Thanks man. You too. Seems you are still single. :P :P

Beyond Horizon said...

I NEVER expected such end!

Yes it did feel a bit rude, but will take it as a good sense of humor, with touch of reality!

Vishal Raj said...

@Beyond Horizon: Chill !!!

Anonymous said...

please decide if she was wearing a purple or pink dress...

Vishal Raj said...

@Anonymous: How does that matters ? But this also shows that you are very observant of my blog. Thanks. !!!

Ritika said...

yeh.. she was wearing a purple dress right??
and how kewl is the ending. men are so insensitive. they want the only thing from women!!

Vishal Raj said...

@Ritika: The pic say that she was wearing purple dress. And men are so insensitive because the only thing that they want from women, women can't give even that one thing properly. :P :P :P
Don't mind. Just kidding.....

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