Friday, July 9, 2010

Little Johnnys' medical knowledge

One fine day in the Sunday school, the lady teacher asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for.

Amanda  : Tylenol
Teacher : Very good! And what is it used for ?
Amanda  : It is used for headache.

Christine : Nytol.
Teacher   : Excellent. And what it is used for ?
Christine : To help you sleep.'

Now it is little Johnny's turn.

Jonhhy  : Viagra.
Teacher : Johnny, what is it used for ?
Johnny  : I think it can be used for diarrhoea.
Teacher : Who told you this ?
Johnny  : Nobody, but every evening Aunt Susan tells Uncle Sam - "Take a Viagra, maybe that little shit will get harder."

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